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'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"OK, now you've gone back too far."

'You're right - he's trying to communicate.'

THINK: Little known evolutionary steps.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"To see it from the back, I have to believe that it could be related to us."

Mankind

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

'It beats me how they ever got the upper hand.'

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

Woman in the jungle amongst gorillas writes; 'It seems I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation'. Two men in a pub - one asks the other 'What are you looking at?'

Paper says: 'Scientist creates clever chimp'.

"If God is omnipotent and wholly good, whence evil?!?"

The Origin of Species

'I think he's saying, 'read my blog'.'

"My mistake. We are all apes. You can groom me if you want to."

Little known evolutionary steps.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Tourists

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Here's the parking lot."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Pyramid catflap...

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'White meat or dark?'

'Camel'

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'