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'Cocky lil' son-of-a-gun!'

"That's the problem. All the good ones have been eaten."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'White meat or dark?'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Human meat.

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Zika Epidemic

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"OK, now you've gone back too far."

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

Fish Food

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

Mankind

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

Walking on Water

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"Who's next?"

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"