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"Forget the old and the sick. I'm going after the young and the healthy!"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Late BroomStick

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'White meat or dark?'

Prepper Dog

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

Human meat.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"OK, now you've gone back too far."

Walking on Water

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

Fish Food

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

Mankind

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"Who's next?"

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'