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Late BroomStick

The indigo children.

'What did it mean, 'til death do us part?''

'I treat those who've had out-of-body-experiences -- not out-of-money-experiences!'

Alien Trapped In A Man's Body

'Ohhh....I love your accent!'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

The Artist

"Why bother?"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

No Immediate Danger

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

Conspiracy Cat

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Prepper Dog

"I'll have dessert first."

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'I say we try it.'

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"