Mythical Ponderers T-Shirts

Wrap your mythical ponderer in humor and fantasy with our quirky t-shirts. Designed for dreamers who like to wear their imagination on their sleeve!

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Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God. mockup

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

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'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.' mockup

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

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"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!" mockup

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

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Late BroomStick

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Neptune

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God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth mockup

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

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"I'm learning to live with existence." mockup

"I'm learning to live with existence."

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Ten Commandments

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The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible. mockup

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

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'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!' mockup

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

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Sisyphus visits Stowe

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Sisyphus and coronavirus

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'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.' mockup

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

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"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?" mockup

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

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"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!" mockup

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

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"Great, now we're lost."

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Priest with the Pet Devil.

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'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven? mockup

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

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'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.' mockup

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

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Newton Discovers Surrealism.

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'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.' mockup

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

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'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.' mockup

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

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"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are." mockup

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

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"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get." mockup

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

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Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap mockup

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

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Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow.

Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow. mockup

Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow.

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'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?' mockup

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

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"The arc of the moral universe."

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"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?" mockup

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

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'I don't have a single appointment between 1:30 and 2. Do you want me questioning the meaning of my existence?'

'I don't have a single appointment between 1:30 and 2. Do you want me questioning the meaning of my existence?' mockup

'I don't have a single appointment between 1:30 and 2. Do you want me questioning the meaning of my existence?'

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Regular Confession and Express Booth. mockup

Regular Confession and Express Booth.

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"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes." mockup

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

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'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.' mockup

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

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'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.' mockup

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

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'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?' mockup

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

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Mythical Ponderers T-Shirts Collection

Mythical Ponderers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs inspired by mythical ponderers—perfect for those who love fantasy and witty designs. Click to find your favorite!

Mythical Ponderers Pillows

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Mythical Ponderers Prints

Decorate your space with imaginative prints inspired by mythical pondering. Perfect for fans of fantasy and whimsical art. Browse our collection today!