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Early Consultants

'But Adam, all I did was download a little applet.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"We only got six days of funding."

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

The Elliot Ness monster.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Eat my dust!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Quantum Psychic

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Greek A-Z Map,

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

The Death Of Venus

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Phoenix

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

The Kali De Milo.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'