Mythical Thinkers Pillows

Early Consultants

'But Adam, all I did was download a little applet.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"We only got six days of funding."

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Eat my dust!"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Quantum Psychic

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Greek A-Z Map,

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Death Of Venus

Phoenix

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Santa CGI Effect

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

The Kali De Milo.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'