Mystic Thinker Pillows

A self-filling prophecy.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Czarcasm

The Witches Discover The Wok

Tiny Visions

Quantum Psychic

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Magic Tricks

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Sisyphus and coronavirus

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"Did you have a cat?"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'Your future looks charming.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."