Mystic Thinker Pillows

A self-filling prophecy.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Czarcasm

Tiny Visions

The Witches Discover The Wok

Quantum Psychic

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Magic Tricks

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Sisyphus and coronavirus

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"Did you have a cat?"

'Your future looks charming.'

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."