Magical Thinker Pillows

'You'd thin he'd do more with his mind control.'

'It won't get airborne.'

A Man's Magic Carpet has broken down and is being towed away

Levitation in the library...

Folk o' the Wee

'I'm afraid we'll have to reschedule. Our corporate astrologer is against this meeting.'

'You wish you were ten pounds lighter?... Is that all?'

'If you are a Pisces, avoid driving today...

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

Magic carpet entering a man-powered flight competition.

'The entire team is lethargic. Tell the athletic trainer to whip up a cure.'

'I still don't believe any of that bunk your friend was giving us about hypnosis.'

Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'

'...based on the premise that 6X3=47...'

'Christmas is a magical time - see how my hard earned cash just magically disappears.'

Magic Tricks

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Chiller Theatre

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Zenemies.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Quantum Psychic

A man looks up at the earth

How life on Earth really got its start.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.