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'Cocky lil' son-of-a-gun!'

"That's the problem. All the good ones have been eaten."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'White meat or dark?'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

Human meat.

Zika Epidemic

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

"OK, now you've gone back too far."

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

Walking on Water

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

Mankind

Fish Food

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"Who's next?"

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"