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'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Too much monkey business...

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

Frog Baby Names

'White meat or dark?'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Swinging through the jungle.

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"OK, now you've gone back too far."

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

"...an this is my extended family."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

Mankind

'That's not funny, Fred.'

Monkey casino study.

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Fingers