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Wildlife

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Beginning Yarder.

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Dog Igloo.

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

Frog Baby Names

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

Fingers

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Polar Bear Desert Island