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"I suppose marriage would temper my penchant for pole dancing."

Laptop Dancing.

"Could you keep still?"

Beginning Yarder.

Dog Igloo.

Frog Baby Names

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

Fingers

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

Polar Bear Desert Island

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

Mountains and Molehills

"Pilates! Not, pie and lattes!"

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

"Could you keep still?"