Pole Dancing Ponderer Pillows

"I suppose marriage would temper my penchant for pole dancing."

Laptop Dancing.

"Could you keep still?"

Beginning Yarder.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Dog Igloo.

Frog Baby Names

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

Fingers

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Polar Bear Desert Island

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

Mountains and Molehills

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

"Pilates! Not, pie and lattes!"

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

"Everyone has to start somewhere."