Pole Dance Fanatic Pillows

"The worst part is that he's getting paid more than we are."

Laptop Dancing.

"Could you keep still?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Leap Frog

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

"It's a polo pony"

'Nobody reads anymore.'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

'This pole dancing is fun.'

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

"Could you keep still?"

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

A man carves a totem pole

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

Pole dancing

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Erotica

The Pole Jumper.

North Pole Dances

'This is just the warm up.'

Michael Schumacher.

Inconvenient glass of water.

Horse polo player followed by player with long pooper scooper.

COWS: Cow pole dancing

Global warming sign number 19: Polo bears are a new menace up north.

Pole Vault

'We can definitely squeeze you in in four years time!'