Pole Dance Fanatic Gifts

"The worst part is that he's getting paid more than we are."

Laptop Dancing.

"Could you keep still?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Leap Frog

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"It's a polo pony"

'Nobody reads anymore.'

'This pole dancing is fun.'

A man carves a totem pole

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"Could you keep still?"

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Pole dancing

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

North Pole Dances

'This is just the warm up.'

Inconvenient glass of water.

Erotica

The Pole Jumper.

COWS: Cow pole dancing

Horse polo player followed by player with long pooper scooper.

"I played polo in college."

'We can definitely squeeze you in in four years time!'