Pole Dancer Gifts

'When you promised to put our daughter on a pedestal we expected something more romantic.'

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Could you keep still?"

"Could you keep still?"

"The worst part is that he's getting paid more than we are."

'This is just the warm up.'

"Call me old fashioned, but I preferred this place before it went all 'equal-opportunity employer'."

"....and I'll have a glass of the house blue."

Laptop Dancing.

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'Here we go again...'

Pole Star

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Leap Frog

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

' Love and pole vault'

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Nobody reads anymore.'

A man carves a totem pole

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

'This pole dancing is fun.'

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

Pole dancing

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'