Pole Dancing Gifts

South Stripper Pole!

"Could you keep still?"

The Pole Jumper.

'This pole dancing is fun.'

Laptop Dancing.

"Could you keep still?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Here we go again...'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Leap Frog

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

' Love and pole vault'

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Nobody reads anymore.'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

A man carves a totem pole

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Pole dancing

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'Polevault envy'.

Pole Jumping Collision

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

Inconvenient glass of water.

Erotica

'This is just the warm up.'

North Pole Dances