Pole Dancing Admirer Gifts

South Stripper Pole!

'This is just the warm up.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Laptop Dancing.

"Could you keep still?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Leap Frog

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

An inbred poodle.

"Wanna go out?"

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

'Nobody reads anymore.'

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

Ice Skating Cow

"A guard dog?! You think you're a guard dog!

Elephant skating on thin ice.

'This pole dancing is fun.'

"Okay, here comes the poodle. Just relax and play it cool. The last thing you want is to come off too excited."

"Could you keep still?"

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Pole dancing

Toy Poodle.

North Pole Dances

"...I'll get you some alone time with the Wilson's poodle."

Inconvenient glass of water.

Erotica

The Pole Jumper.