Pole Dancing Enthusiast Gifts

'I'll reinstall the stripper pole vertically as soon as my neck problem clears up.'

The Pole Jumper.

Erotica

Laptop Dancing.

"Could you keep still?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Leap Frog

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

"It's a polo pony"

'Nobody reads anymore.'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

'This pole dancing is fun.'

"Could you keep still?"

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Pole dancing

'Polevault envy'.

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

'This is just the warm up.'

'We couldn't find the air cushion...'

Inconvenient glass of water.