Pole Dancing Enthusiast Gifts

'I'll reinstall the stripper pole vertically as soon as my neck problem clears up.'

The Pole Jumper.

Erotica

Laptop Dancing.

"Could you keep still?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Leap Frog

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

"It's a polo pony"

'Nobody reads anymore.'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"Could you keep still?"

'This pole dancing is fun.'

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

Pole dancing

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'Polevault envy'.

North Pole Dances

'This is just the warm up.'

Michael Schumacher.