Pole Vaulting Enthusiast Gifts

'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Next time aim to vault OVER the bar.'

'The bar's gone up to six foot six.'

Laptop Dancing.

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Here we go again...'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Leap Frog

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

' Love and pole vault'

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"It's a polo pony"

'Nobody reads anymore.'

"Could you keep still?"

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

'This pole dancing is fun.'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

'Polevault envy'.

'We couldn't find the air cushion...'

Pole Jumping Collision

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'