Pole Vaulting Enthusiast Gifts

'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Next time aim to vault OVER the bar.'

'The bar's gone up to six foot six.'

Laptop Dancing.

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Here we go again...'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Leap Frog

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

' Love and pole vault'

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"It's a polo pony"

'Nobody reads anymore.'

Pole Vault

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

"Could you keep still?"

'This pole dancing is fun.'

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

'Polevault envy'.

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

He's the greatest pole vaulter of all time! That's an over-the-top statement.