Pole Vaulting Gifts

No mattress,

'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

Pole Vault.

Snap!

'Polevault envy'.

'I wouldn't let you near me with a ten foot pole.'

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

'We couldn't find the air cushion...'

Pole Vaulting Accident

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Pole Jumping Collision

'We can definitely squeeze you in in four years time!'

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

When Pole Vaulter's Argue

'Wind shear!'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'This is the 100 metres. The pole vault's back there.'

"I feel like the only pole vaulter in here."

'Next time aim to vault OVER the bar.'

Pole Vault Snaps.

Laptop Dancing.

"Could you keep still?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Here we go again...'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Leap Frog

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

' Love and pole vault'

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

'Nobody reads anymore.'