Pole Vault Aficionado Gifts

'Nobody reads anymore.'

Pole vault award

Leap Frog

'We can definitely squeeze you in in four years time!'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Laptop Dancing.

"Could you keep still?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Here we go again...'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

' Love and pole vault'

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

"It's a polo pony"

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

"Could you keep still?"

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'Polevault envy'.

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

Erotica

Inconvenient glass of water.

'We couldn't find the air cushion...'

The Pole Jumper.