Pole Vault Enthusiast Gifts

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Snap!

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Pole Vault

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

Pole Vault Birds

Laptop Dancing.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Here we go again...'

Leap Frog

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

' Love and pole vault'

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

'Nobody reads anymore.'

"Could you keep still?"

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

'This pole dancing is fun.'

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'Polevault envy'.

'We couldn't find the air cushion...'

'This is just the warm up.'

North Pole Dances

Pole Jumping Collision

The Pole Jumper.

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'

Inconvenient glass of water.