Pole Dancing Aficionado Gifts

North Pole Dances

Laptop Dancing.

"Could you keep still?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Leap Frog

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"It's a polo pony"

'Nobody reads anymore.'

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

A man carves a totem pole

'This pole dancing is fun.'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

"Could you keep still?"

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

Pole dancing

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

'Polevault envy'.

Inconvenient glass of water.

Erotica

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

Pole Jumping Collision