Pole Vault Punster Gifts

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Here we go again...'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'Is the water cold?'

Leap Frog

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

Hands off my IP

' Love and pole vault'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Shark in the swimming pool.

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

Professional Cell Phone Accessories

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'Nobody reads anymore.'

Surfin' the web.

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

Timmy Gets Solitary.

"So the vet says, 'If this is my thermometer, then where's my pen?' . . . Get it!? . . . IS this thing on!?"

Baby Grand Larceny