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South Stripper Pole!

'This is just the warm up.'

Laptop Dancing.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Could you keep still?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Leap Frog

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

An inbred poodle.

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

"Wanna go out?"

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

'Nobody reads anymore.'

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

"Could you keep still?"

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

Elephant skating on thin ice.

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

"A guard dog?! You think you're a guard dog!

'This pole dancing is fun.'

Ice Skating Cow

"Okay, here comes the poodle. Just relax and play it cool. The last thing you want is to come off too excited."

Pole dancing

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Erotica

Inconvenient glass of water.

Toy Poodle.

The Pole Jumper.

"...I'll get you some alone time with the Wilson's poodle."

North Pole Dances