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"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

Laptop Dancing.

"Could you keep still?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Leap Frog

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

"It's a polo pony"

'Nobody reads anymore.'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

A man carves a totem pole

'This pole dancing is fun.'

"Could you keep still?"

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

Pole dancing

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

'Polevault envy'.

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

Michael Schumacher.

North Pole Dances

Erotica

He's the greatest pole vaulter of all time! That's an over-the-top statement.