Pole Dancer Prints

'When you promised to put our daughter on a pedestal we expected something more romantic.'

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Could you keep still?"

"Could you keep still?"

"The worst part is that he's getting paid more than we are."

'This is just the warm up.'

"Call me old fashioned, but I preferred this place before it went all 'equal-opportunity employer'."

"....and I'll have a glass of the house blue."

Laptop Dancing.

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Pole Star

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'Here we go again...'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Leap Frog

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

' Love and pole vault'

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

'Nobody reads anymore.'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

'This pole dancing is fun.'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

A man carves a totem pole

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

Pole dancing

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'