Pole Dance Supporter Prints

'We really need to learn more about our daughter's dancing classes.'

Laptop Dancing.

"Could you keep still?"

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Oh, Christ.'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Leap Frog

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Nutcracker

'Nobody reads anymore.'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

"Could you keep still?"

'Everyone will recognize me. I told them I had the meatiest part.'

'This pole dancing is fun.'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

Pole dancing

The Pole Jumper.

Erotica

North Pole Dances

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

'This is just the warm up.'

Inconvenient glass of water.

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

COWS: Cow pole dancing

"Call me old fashioned, but I preferred this place before it went all 'equal-opportunity employer'."

Standup translator...

'The bar's gone up to six foot six.'

'Well, unfortunately, I don't really 'play' polo: My rider never lets me hit the ball...'

Polelitical Correctness

'We can definitely squeeze you in in four years time!'

'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'