Pole Dance Supporter Prints

'We really need to learn more about our daughter's dancing classes.'

Laptop Dancing.

"Could you keep still?"

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Oh, Christ.'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Leap Frog

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Nutcracker

'Nobody reads anymore.'

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

"Could you keep still?"

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

'This pole dancing is fun.'

'Everyone will recognize me. I told them I had the meatiest part.'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

Pole dancing

Erotica

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

North Pole Dances

Michael Schumacher.

The Pole Jumper.

Inconvenient glass of water.

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

'This is just the warm up.'

COWS: Cow pole dancing

Polelitical Correctness

Standup translator...

Pole Vault

'The bar's gone up to six foot six.'

'Well, unfortunately, I don't really 'play' polo: My rider never lets me hit the ball...'

'We can definitely squeeze you in in four years time!'

"Call me old fashioned, but I preferred this place before it went all 'equal-opportunity employer'."