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'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"You awake?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Ten Commandments

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

One of Many California Gene Pools

"Great, now we're lost."

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Frog Baby Names

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

Fingers

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"The arc of the moral universe."

Visit a Place in your Past...

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."