Playful Primate Ponderer Gifts

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Too much monkey business...

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

Frog Baby Names

'White meat or dark?'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

Swinging through the jungle.

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"OK, now you've gone back too far."

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"...an this is my extended family."

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

Mankind

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'

an ape is at therapy.The therapists says to him: 'Herbert, i'd like you to talk about your feelings just before one of your poo-flinging fits of rage.'

Fingers