Playful Primate Fan Gifts

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Too much monkey business...

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

Swinging through the jungle.

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"...an this is my extended family."

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"