Playful Primates Gifts

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Too much monkey business...

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Swinging through the jungle.

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

"...an this is my extended family."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

an ape is at therapy.The therapists says to him: 'Herbert, i'd like you to talk about your feelings just before one of your poo-flinging fits of rage.'

Monkey casino study.

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'