Playful Primatologists Gifts

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Too much monkey business...

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Conversation - what a concept!"

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

Swinging through the jungle.

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"...an this is my extended family."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

A monkey climbs a DNA double helix.

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

Monkey casino study.

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

an ape is at therapy.The therapists says to him: 'Herbert, i'd like you to talk about your feelings just before one of your poo-flinging fits of rage.'