Playful Scientists Gifts

Microscope slide

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

Shakespeare Ave

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Working On Silly String Theory.

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Remote control car breakdown.

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

Biocafeteraologist

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

Early kite experiment.

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

'My teacher doesn't give numerical or letter grades. She gives emoticons.'

'This is not what we meant, Snider, when we asked for a thorough study of the laws of gravity.'

Calculator Jokes

'I'm tellin' you, Maurice, you should try it. I feel younger, more confident and just yesterday I caught a coupla gibbons checkin' me out.'

Mathematician Food Fights.

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'

When economists rules the Earth

Magnetic North

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'