Fun Scientist Gifts

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Open House of Horrors

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

'Catch this!'

The Bride of Finkelstein!

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

Frankenfish

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

Working On Silly String Theory.

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"

'It keeps me sane!'

"We were just wondering if you were edible."