Fun Scientist Mugs

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Open House of Horrors

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

'Catch this!'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

The Bride of Finkelstein!

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

Frankenfish

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

"We were just wondering if you were edible."

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Professor...what are you doing?

'It keeps me sane!'