Science Funster Mugs

NASA Mission Control Room & Out of Control Room

'Isn't it time you started thinking about the future?'

Food Science Lab. There's jealousy among the peanut butter molecules. "Smooth" does out all the time and "chunky" can't get a date.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Cheeze Wiz.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

"You spoil that boy."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

'Mom never said she was a clown!'

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'