Science Funster Prints

NASA Mission Control Room & Out of Control Room

'Isn't it time you started thinking about the future?'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

"You spoil that boy."

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

'Mom never said she was a clown!'

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"It's from the E.P.A., they say we have to have a non-smoking section."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Naughty kids watching TV and telling their slack dad to go back to his kennel.