Playful Scientists Mugs

Microscope slide

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

Shakespeare Ave

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Remote control car breakdown.

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Biocafeteraologist

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

Early kite experiment.

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

'My teacher doesn't give numerical or letter grades. She gives emoticons.'

'I'm tellin' you, Maurice, you should try it. I feel younger, more confident and just yesterday I caught a coupla gibbons checkin' me out.'

Calculator Jokes

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

When economists rules the Earth

Newton!

Magnetic North