Playful Physicist Gifts

Working On Silly String Theory.

'This is not what we meant, Snider, when we asked for a thorough study of the laws of gravity.'

"I am convinced that God does not play cards with the universe."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Too much torque?"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

E=Emcee Squared

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Newton's Law and Order.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

Man rolling ball up a hill

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

'Penny for them, Albert.'

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

Galileo vs Aristotle

Einstein