Whimsical Physicist Gifts

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

Professor Clown teaches advanced physics

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Scuba cow"

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Spring Training

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Yes, one is a dog."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

A man rakes a tree

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Fishing for Birds

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle