Playful Physicist T-Shirts

"I am convinced that God does not play cards with the universe."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Too much torque?"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

E=Emcee Squared

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Newton's Law and Order.

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Man rolling ball up a hill

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

Galileo vs Aristotle

Microscope slide

Center of Gravity - stay back.

'I think you'd enjoy it even more if you understood Newton's Laws of Motion.'