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'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

Newton!

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

Shakespeare Ave

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Working On Silly String Theory.

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Library. Story Hour. This fact-checking site says no cow has ever jumped over the moon.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."