Playful Scientist Pillows

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

Newton!

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

Shakespeare Ave

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Please, George...not here!"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.