Fun-loving Biologist Pillows

Cycle of Death and Life.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Dog forced to return bone

How life on Earth really got its start.

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Naked Mole Rat

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Open House of Horrors

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Protoplasm

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"It's not you-it's me."