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Cycle of Death and Life.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

How life on Earth really got its start.

Dog forced to return bone

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Sperm Whale.

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Naked Mole Rat

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

Open House of Horrors

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

Protoplasm

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."