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Dog Anatomy from Memory.

No Swimming Allowed

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Pavlov's Cat

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Please, George...not here!"