Quirky Naturalist T-Shirts

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Pavlov's Cat

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Save the termites.

No Swimming Allowed

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Glimpses One Dollar

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Please, George...not here!"