Quirky Naturalist T-Shirts

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Sperm Whale.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Pavlov's Cat

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Save the termites.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

No Swimming Allowed

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Glimpses One Dollar

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.